If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

-- Anonymous

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I want to change my name on Facebook to Nobody, so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say Nobody likes this.

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It’s funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don’t do them.

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God thank you for keeping me together when I’m falling apart.

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I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.

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