If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

-- Anonymous

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I love you not because of anything you have, but because of something that I feel when I’m near you.

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I promise to be on your team. I promise to be faithful. I promise to be quick to forgive. I promise to always surprise you. I promise to stand by you. I promise to trust you, respect you, follow you, honor you and support you. I promise to love you, always.

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Don’t cry because it’s over; Smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem.

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Christmas is all about love, family and children. it doesn’t matter what we eat or what presents we get as long as the holidays are spent with loved ones. happy happy happy christmas.

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When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

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