If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

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I made my Facebook name Benefits, so when you add me now it says you’re friends with benefits.

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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.

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No matter how much time I spend with you, I can never ever get enough of you. Your love is forever mine and I need you everyday.

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