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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

-- Anonymous

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Thank you God for everything in my life. The good and the bad. Some were blessings and some were lessons.

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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

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