If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

-- Anonymous

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I want to change my name on Facebook to Nobody, so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say Nobody likes this.

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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.

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Don’t cry because it’s over; Smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem.

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Christmas time is cherished family time. family time is sacred time.

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Facebook needs three buttons, Like, Dislike and Stop being stupid.

-- Anonymous

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