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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

-- Anonymous

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Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.

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I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

-- Robin Williams

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You may plan to write a book someday, but you are living a book every day.

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An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, you start to age quickly. –

-- Gene Perret

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