I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

-- Anonymous

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

-- ~ Carol Burnett

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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Fries before guys…and pretty much everything else.

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

-- Anonymous

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