I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.

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In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it‘s better to close them at times!

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Never ever trust a skinny cook!!

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