I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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It’s not official until I wish you Happy Birthday via Facebook.

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A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

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Evil communication corrupts good manners. I hope to live to hear that good communication corrects bad manners.

-- Anonymous

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Blow out the candles, wish away, you are the superstar of the day. Happy Birthday!

-- Anonymous

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One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. – William Feather

-- Vijayaraj

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