I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

-- Anonymous

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People say I have an attitude problem, I say you have the problem and I have the attitude.

-- Vijayaraj

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

-- Vijayaraj

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

-- Robin Williams

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Close your eyes make a wish and hope for all good things to come to you. Happy Birthday Cousin.

-- Anonymous

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I’m not short, I’m compact and ridiculously adorable.

-- Anonymous

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