I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

-- Anonymous

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-- Eddie Murphy

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…My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi…

-- The Jerk (1979)

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The wine cup is the little silver well, Where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell.

-- Anonymous

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I’m nicer when I like my outfit

-- Ayshu

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I’m not a perfect girl. My hair doesn’t always stay in place and I spill things a lot. I’m pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends and I sometimes fight and some days nothing goes right. But when I think about it and take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is and that maybe. Just maybe. I like being imperfect!

-- Anonymous

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