I believe in love at first sight because I loved my mom since I opened my eyes.

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I believe in love at first sight because I loved my mom since I opened my eyes.

-- Anonymous

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

-- Unknown

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

-- Dennis Miller

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I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

-- Unknown

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Let us not be justices of the peace, but angels of peace.

-- Anonymous

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