The better the friend, the less cleaning you do before she comes over.

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The better the friend, the less cleaning you do before she comes over.

-- Anonymous

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I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.

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Sometimes I miss you, then I remember what a psychotic bitch you were and I think… No, I’m good. Thanks!

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There are people who dislike you because you do not dislike yourself.

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There’s this boy who stole my heart, he calls me mom. (or) There’s this girl who stole my heart, she calls me mom.

-- Ayshu

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I just recently joined Twitter. It’s very positive – I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see ‘Oh, I love you! I love the show!’ and it’s great. I’m trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on ‘Royal Pains.’

-- Mark Feuerstein

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