Don’t be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can’t fly.

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Don’t be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can’t fly.

-- Anonymous

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I’ve often said there is nothing better for the inside of the man than the outside of the horse.

-- Ronald Reagan

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Cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love. – Craig Claiborne

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41. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

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