I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation…twice a year.

Quotern

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation…twice a year.

-- Anonymous

Copy

Recommended for You ...

Don’t run to your mom if your spouse does something you don’t like. You’re a unit now. Act like it.

-- Ayshu

Copy Detail

Don’t worry, I got this (staring excitedly at her ice cream)

-- Daughter, age 4

Copy Detail

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

-- Bill Murray

Copy Detail

I’m going to open a new Facebook account named ‘Anonymous’ so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

-- Clinton Thomas

Copy Detail

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

-- Ambrose Bierce

Copy Detail