Valentine’s Day is definitely one of those days where it’s either awesome or it’s a downer.

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Valentine’s Day is definitely one of those days where it’s either awesome or it’s a downer.

-- Anonymous

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Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that’s all, he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen’s parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.

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Happy mother’s day Mom.Dear mom,Congratulations on being one year closer to the age when you start complaining about not having grandchildren.

-- Anonymous

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Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.

-- Jim Gaffigan

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Happy Mother’s DayMother, dear mother, the years have been long.Since I last listened your lullaby song:Sing, then, and unto my soul it shall seemWomanhood’s years have been only a dream.

-- Anonymous

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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

-- Anonymous

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