Alarm Clocks: Every morning begins with a heart attack.

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Alarm Clocks: Every morning begins with a heart attack.

-- Anonymous

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146. You’re in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh and to make good memories. Not to constantly be upset, to feel hurt and to cry.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

-- George Carlin

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24. Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

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I think one of the most important things in a relationship is caring for your significant other through good times and bad.

-- Nick Cannon

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Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Matt Groening

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