The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!

-- Anonymous

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If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

-- Albert Einstein

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I am not arguing. I am simply explaining why I am right.

-- Ayshu

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Most of our faults are more pardonable than the means we use to conceal them.

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My son is now an entrepreneur. That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.

-- Ted Turner

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Grandma’s on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land. –

-- Anonymous

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