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Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…
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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. – Woody Allen
-- Vijayaraj
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The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don’t have.
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Puns are the highest form of literature.
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The secret of living a long life is simple – just continue breathing. I wish you a healthy and long life, happy birthday to you!
-- Ayshu
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May every glowing candle on your cake transform into a wish that will turn into reality. Happy Birthday!
-- Ayshu
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