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Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…
-- Anonymous
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Hey cousin, may you have a fun filled birthday celebration and I wish you more birthdays to come.
-- Ayshu
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
-- Anonymous
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
-- Groucho Marx
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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy Birthday!
-- Ayshu
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Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.
-- Ayshu
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