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Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…
-- Anonymous
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I’m not feeling very worky today.
-- Anonymous
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen
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You own my heart. And my ass.
-- Anonymous
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The technological advance I’m waiting for on my phone is the ‘get to the point’ button.
-- ~ Alicia Brandt
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My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
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