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Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…
-- Anonymous
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
-- Vijayaraj
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson
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My dentist told me I needed a crown I was like I know, right?!
-- Ayshu
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…My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi…
-- The Jerk (1979)
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Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
-- Rumi
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