Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.

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Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.

-- Anonymous

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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

-- Anonymous

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Congratulations on your special day, but please be careful and don’t burn your house with so many candles on your cake.

-- Ayshu

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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours. – Harry S. Truman

-- Vijayaraj

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Even if we are only cousins, I want you to know that I consider you as one of my best friends. Many more happy returns of the day.

-- Ayshu

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Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.

-- Julia Child

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