I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me, I knew he wasn’t a professional; the knife had butter on it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me, I knew he wasn’t a professional; the knife had butter on it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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You will exactly behave the way like with whom you spend the most of your time with. If you are depressed or stressed all the time in spite of making sincere effort from your end, then look around the people with whom you are living with. You can never satisfy everyone around you.

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Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.

-- Vijayaraj

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68. I have faked my smile so much that even I’m starting to believe I am happy.

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If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

-- Robin Williams

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