I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me, I knew he wasn’t a professional; the knife had butter on it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me, I knew he wasn’t a professional; the knife had butter on it. – Rodney Dangerfield

-- Anonymous

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain

-- Ayshu

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Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.

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The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. –

-- Confucius

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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~ Marcel Proust

-- Vijayaraj

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21. A fake smile may fool the crowd but it never eases the pain.

-- Anonymous

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