I eat cake because it is somebody’s birthday somewhere!

Quotern

I eat cake because it is somebody’s birthday somewhere!

-- Anonymous

Copy

Recommended for You ...

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. – Brad Paisley, Perfect Storm

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

I was an innocent being. Then my best friend came along.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

I tried to follow the best account. But it says Edit Profile.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!

-- Ayshu

Copy Detail