If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

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If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

-- Anonymous

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Any moment spent away from you is too long.

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The best thing about having forever is you. We are timeless. Together, we will always have stability, friendship, laughter and joy. I love you.

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I want to change my name on Facebook to Nobody, so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say Nobody likes this.

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