If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

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If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

-- Anonymous

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Every time I say I love you I mean it more than the last time.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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I only want to love you twice in my lifetime. That’s now and forever.

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