If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

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If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

-- Anonymous

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God thank you for keeping me together when I’m falling apart.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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Christmas is all about love, family and children. it doesn’t matter what we eat or what presents we get as long as the holidays are spent with loved ones. happy happy happy christmas.

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I saw that you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.

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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.

-- Anonymous

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