I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

Quotern

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

-- Anonymous

Copy

Recommended for You ...

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

-- Ayshu

Copy Detail

with enough butter anything is good. – Julia Child

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

-- Woody Allen

Copy Detail

I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there.

-- Kim Harrison

Copy Detail