Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

-- Anonymous

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The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.

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The best things in life are free*.*Does not apply to pizza.

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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

-- Will Rogers

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I have a guardian angel in heaven I call him grandpa. –

-- Unknown

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What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make you laugh 20 years from now; that’s not going to go away.

-- Vir Das

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