You can not choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls!

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You can not choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls!

-- Anonymous

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

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Mommy. I’m not joking, I’m not kidding, and I’m not playing. I need chocolate.

-- Sophia, age 3

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Make room in your busy schedule. For example, stop making love to your wife every now and then to get some work done.

-- Ayshu

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