A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

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A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

-- Anonymous

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I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

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All you need is LOVE and a cup of COFFEE.

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Don’t you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?– I think they drew the chalk outline later.– Ah!

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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