I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

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I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

-- Anonymous

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I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

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There is that awful moment when you realize that you’re falling in love. That should be the most joyful moment, and actually it’s not. It’s always a moment that’s full of fear because you know, as night follows day, the joy is going to rapidly be followed by some pain or other. All the angst of a relationship.

-- Helen Mirren

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Say it to my face, not through your status

-- Anonymous

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Bro! Happy Birthday. May today be filled with fun and laughter.

-- Anonymous

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The worst feeling ever is when you’re crying in silence because you don’t want anyone to know you are.

-- Anonymous

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