I’m not short, I’m compact and ridiculously adorable.

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I’m not short, I’m compact and ridiculously adorable.

-- Anonymous

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God made man and then rested, God made woman and then no one rested ?

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I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.

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You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life. – Winston Churchill

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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