I’ve never been in love…but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see a waiter arriving with your food.

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I’ve never been in love…but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see a waiter arriving with your food.

-- Anonymous

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No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize.

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