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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
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I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.
-- Groucho Marx
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I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.              –
-- Groucho Marx
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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
-- Groucho Marx
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Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx
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I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx
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