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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
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I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx
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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
-- Groucho Marx
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx
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