I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

Quotern

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

-- Anonymous

Copy

Recommended for You ...

Life is a party dress like it!

-- Ayshu

Copy Detail

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside – Made in Taiwan.

-- Leopold Fetchner

Copy Detail

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.

-- Vijayaraj

Copy Detail

Grandmothers always have time to talk and make you feel special.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail