Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

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You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Every time I say I love you I mean it more than the last time.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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I know that my feelings for you are real because I spend more time thinking of you than myself.

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