Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

-- Anonymous

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I will love the sun for it warms my soul. I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit. I will love the light, for it shows me the way. But I love you most, for you are my dream come true.

-- Anonymous

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I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.

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You’re exactly what I’ve been looking for all this time.

-- Anonymous

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