In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

-- Mark Twain

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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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