I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

-- Anonymous

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As the moonlight dims and the world goes quite, give yourself some rest. Here’s to hoping that your sleep is as sweet as you are.

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Good night my very special friend, and may tomorrow bring you much love and happiness.

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My friend, you are…The light in my darkThe smooth in my roughsThe correct in my wrongsThe easy in my toughsThe bright in my dullThe good in my badThe smile in my frownsThe happy in my sad.

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Don’t lose hope. You never know what tomorrow will bring. Good night!

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