I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

-- Anonymous

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No matter how far you are. You are always in my thoughts! Good night.

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Touch your heart and shut your eyes, dream sweet dreams and sleep tight.

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What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family.

-- Mother Teresa

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