I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

-- Anonymous

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Waking up and realizing you’re still not rich.

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This is the end of the day, but soon there will be a new day.

-- Bernard Williams

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