I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

-- Anonymous

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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

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You can be inspired to make a better tomorrow when you decide to make a better night today. Goodnight.

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If you make me COFFEE in the morning, i’ll love you forever, or at least until the coffee is gone

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