Sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my leg.

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Sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my leg.

-- Vijayaraj

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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Its round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind. — Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

-- Vijayaraj

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

-- Vijayaraj

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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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90. They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did.

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His World will always continue to be a mixture of Good and Evil. Our duty is to sympathize with the weak and to Love even the wrongdoer.

-- Vijayaraj

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