Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

Quotern

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

-- Anonymous

Copy

Recommended for You ...

Treat your career like a bad boyfriend. Your career wont take care of you. It won’t call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around.

-- Amy Poehler

Copy Detail

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn. –

-- Louis Adamic

Copy Detail

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

-- William Goldman

Copy Detail

Happy Birthday. OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.

-- Ayshu

Copy Detail

Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail