Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

-- Anonymous

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Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room. ~Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn’t believe me.

-- Anonymous

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

-- Tim Vine

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-- Mark Twain

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Don’t you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor? – I think they drew the chalk outline later. – Ah!

-- Anonymous

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