Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

-- Anonymous

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

-- Anonymous

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I’m going to use what little energy I have today to breathe and maybe blink. That’s about it.

-- Anonymous

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch

-- Ayshu

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If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.

-- Vijayaraj

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There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

-- Anonymous

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