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You’re telling me, a chicken fried this rice.
-- Anonymous
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Make room in your busy schedule. For example, stop making love to your wife every now and then to get some work done.
-- Ayshu
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Edgar Bergen
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The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.
-- Eddie Murphy
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All worries are less with wine.
-- Amit Kalantri
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite
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