Happiness is pooping in your own toilet, after a long journey.

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Happiness is pooping in your own toilet, after a long journey.

-- Anonymous

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74. A strong woman is one who is able to smile this morning like she wasn’t crying last night.

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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock, and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

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I stopped fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

-- Anonymous

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