I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

-- Anonymous

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Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

-- Ambrose Bierce

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I just recently joined Twitter. It’s very positive – I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see ‘Oh, I love you! I love the show!’ and it’s great. I’m trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on ‘Royal Pains.’

-- Mark Feuerstein

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Dear Brain, sorry for overloading you with thoughts of him.Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies.Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears.Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage.

-- Anonymous

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Your love is all I need to feel complete

-- Unknown

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Your time is way too valuable to be wasting on people that can’t accept who you are.― Turcois Ominek

-- Anonymous

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