An ex is called an ex because it is an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.

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An ex is called an ex because it is an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.

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All the words in the world could not even begin to describe how deeply I am in love with you, from the first moment I saw you until the never-ending heartbeat you have given me. You are not only my love, but you are my soul.

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I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar.

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Weight loss is like driving: If you ever veer off the road, just make a U –turn and head back in the right direction.

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