In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

-- Mark Twain

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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

-- Mark Twain

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-- Mark Twain

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Loyalty to the nation all the time, loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

-- Mark Twain

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. –

-- Mark Twain

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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all. –

-- Mark Twain

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