Grandma’s on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land. –

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Grandma’s on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land. –

-- Anonymous

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Mommy. I’m not joking, I’m not kidding, and I’m not playing. I need chocolate.

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That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

-- George Carlin

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I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

-- Anonymous

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