Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

-- Anonymous

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Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband – the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.

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It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, ‘God bless us, every one!'

-- Charles Dickens

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

-- Bernard Manning

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

-- Johnny Carson

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A man is a little thing while he works by and for himself; but when he gives voice to the rules of love and justice, he is godlike.

-- Anonymous

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