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I’m so tired, the bags under my eyes are bigger than my boobs.

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All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

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It takes one to tell, and two to misunderstand.

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What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to like cream cheese on Facebook?

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FOOD – eat it quickly or you will have to share it.

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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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I can’t claim my grandfather’s work has influenced mine directly, but his life certainly inspired me to follow this path. –

-- Kevin Macdonald

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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain

-- Ayshu

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