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I don’t mind men who kiss and tell. I need all the publicity I can get.

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My grandfather could barely read. My grandmother had a sixth-grade education. They were people who were industrious. They were frugal. –

-- Clarence Thomas

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My mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is RESERVATIONS.

-- Ayshu

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Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

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In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

-- Ayshu

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The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

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Not just a year older, but a year better. Happy Birthday!

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