Quotern

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Happy Birthday! Go ahead – snuff out the candles. I have the fire department on speed dial.

-- Ayshu

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As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.

-- Cokie Roberts

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I think I feel most like a princess when I’m sort of bursting with happiness and love, so whether that would be, like, with my boyfriend or my family or at a really fun party – just when you’re full of life.

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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel. –

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

-- Ellen DeGeneres

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I’m addicted to placebos.

-- Steven Wright

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

-- George Burns

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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.

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The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives.

-- ~ Tony Robbins

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Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.

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