Quotern

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There are only three things women needs in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

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If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends.

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Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

-- Ayshu

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife ?

-- Ayshu

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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight. – Yogi Berra

-- Ayshu

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Silence is the most powerful scream.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Alan Dundes

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Just remember that if you fall I will be there to pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing.

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My grandfather was raising me, and in many respects, I was trying to understand what it meant to be a man. He was my role model.

-- Liev Schreiber

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If you’re arguing with a woman and she says wow you’re done…abort the argument immediately.

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