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Or as I like to call it, Day four of the hostage situation.

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Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

-- Laura Swenson

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

-- Ayshu

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I believe I used all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

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Cinderella never asked for a prince

-- Ayshu

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Online by public demand

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I don’t have an attitude problem. I just have a personality that you can’t handle!.

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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed

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Grandfathers are wonderful because they listen and show genuine interest in what you have to say. –

-- Unknown

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I never thought I’d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning … I was right!

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