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Grandpa is my name. Spoiling is my game. –

-- Unknown

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe. – Mark Twain

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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours. – Harry S. Truman

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I have an unfortunate personality. – Orson Welles

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Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Matt Groening

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It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

-- Ayshu

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I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.

-- Pablo Picasso

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I didn’t really forget your special day, I just figured you deserved more than one. Belated Happy Birthday!

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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