Quotern

Quotern

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

-- Unknown

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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

-- Ayshu

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All my life I thought air was free……until I bought a bag of chips.

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If you have friend as weird as you, you have everything.

-- Ayshu

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Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex, and bacon.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Until I discovered cooking, I was never really interested in anything. – Julia Child

-- Ayshu

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food. – George Bernard Shaw

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