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Be brief and to-the-point. Always. Everywhere.

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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.

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If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

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Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you dear!

-- Ayshu

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright

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A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother and loves more than a lover.

-- Ayshu

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I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I’ll start calling them traditions.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Don’t worry, I got this (staring excitedly at her ice cream)

-- Daughter, age 4

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