Quotern

Quotern

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

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Life without Christ is like a vacuum cleaner without the electrical electrical cord plugged in. It has no power to suck up the dirt.

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Friends offer free therapy.

-- Ayshu

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PROMISE and PIE-CRUST are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift

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Annoying the cook will result in STARVATION.

-- Ayshu

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Wine is a great investment … if you don’t drink it.

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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We offer two weeks’ vacation but we ask that you not to take of Mondays, Fridays, month end, month beginning or any day when another employee takes a day off.

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Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.

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