Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.

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Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.

-- Anonymous

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Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room. ~Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

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Jealousy and envy are deadly to the mind.

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Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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