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This evening’s forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.

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Before you judge me please understand I don’t really care what you think!

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. – Anton Chekhov

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I do all of my ironing in the dryer.

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I just don’t want to look back and think, I could’ve eaten that.

-- Ayshu

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The kitchen is SPRINKLED with love.

-- Ayshu

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I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.

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Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

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You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid, monotonous work, chances \u2028are you’ll end up boring, stupid, and monotonous.

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