Quotern

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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

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Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

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Ways to my heart: Buy me food, Make me food, Be food.

-- Ayshu

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Ways to my heart: 1. Buy me food 2. Make me food 3. Be food

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Daddy taught me how to fish. Grandpa Taught me how to catch a fish. –

-- Unknown

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

-- ~ Robert Frost

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Even when alone, be cheerful, remembering always that you are in the sight of angels.

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I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday.

-- Ayshu

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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

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Sometimes our grandmas and grandpas are like grand-angels.

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