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I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

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My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

-- Louis Adamic

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You are the sun, Grandma; you are the sun in my life. –

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There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

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The warmest birthday wishes to my beloved cousin! May this day be a special one to remember.

-- Ayshu

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There is nothing greater than being blessed with such a wonderful cousin. Happy Birthday.

-- Ayshu

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One day my wife’s credit card got stolen..what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife. LOL!

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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose?

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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