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Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

-- Ayshu

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A birth is a beautiful thing, especially when it results in a beautiful person like you. That’s why I celebrate your birthday.

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It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

-- Marlene Dietrich

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

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Many of my favorite memories are from growing up with you. Happy Birthday Cousin.

-- Ayshu

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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

-- Samuel Butler

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There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson. –

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t get a bikini wax.

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!

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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late?

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